What if cabin crew were replaced by AI?

AI stewardess: "Hello, welcome aboard~ I am the robot Xiaomei, responsible for the service in rows 31 to 42. If you need it, you can call me in time~"

Male passenger: "Oh, Xiaomei, this is quite novel. Help me put the box on it.

AI stewardess: "Sorry, maybe Xiaomei hasn't learned enough knowledge to understand your instructions.

Male passenger: “I don’t understand this, so just put the suitcase down and put it on the luggage rack.

Stewardess Al: "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. Can you put it another way?"

Male passenger: “Oh, forget it, I’ll let it go myself, I don’t even understand this.

AI flight attendant: "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. Xiaomei will continue to learn.

Male passenger: "What are you studying for? You can bring me a blanket."

AI stewardess: “Do you need a blanket?

Male passenger: “Yeah, blanket blanket.

AI stewardess: "At what time do you want me to get you a blanket?"

Male passenger: “Right now.

AI stewardess: "Okay, please wait a moment." (Open the storage box) "Please take it

Male passenger: "Do you have any pillows?"

AI stewardess: “This service is not supported for the time being.

AI stewardess: "Hello, passenger 31A, we have curry chicken rice and tomato beef brisket noodles today. Which one do you want?"

31B: “I want beef noodles.

AI stewardess: "I'm sorry, please answer Passenger 31A.

31B: "He's asleep, can't you give it to me first?"

AI stewardess: "Passenger 31A, we have curry chicken rice and tomato beef brisket noodles today. Which one do you want? Passenger 31A, we have today

31B: “I told you he was asleep

Stewardess Al: "Passenger 31A has no response, and the countdown for applying to skip the procedure is 60 seconds, 595857..."

31B: “I’m going to starve to death.

AI stewardess: "Have you encountered an emergency?"

31B: “Yeah I’m going to starve to death.

AI stewardess: "Do you need help? If you don't respond within 60 seconds, Xiaomei will start the alarm program.

31B: "I just want you to give me some food, princess. Please give me some food."

AI stewardess: "The alarm program has been activated, please don't worry, our staff will rush to the scene to provide you with treatment as soon as possible.

31B: "...I'm afraid of you

AI stewardess: "What do you mean? Xiaomei doesn't quite understand?"

31B:. . .

AI stewardess: "The plane is about to land, please take off your headphones.

Male passenger: “Why do you need to take off the headphones?”’

A I Stewardess: "According to Article XX, Column XX of the Civil Aviation Administration of China (CAAC) Civil Aircraft Regulations Law of the People's Republic of China, during takeoff and landing...

Male passenger: "You have set the rules. Why should I abide by them? It's just a headset. What's the impact?"

AI stewardess: "Please take off your headphones, otherwise Xiaomei will activate the security procedure...countdown 60...59...

Male passenger: "I won't take it off, what can I do?"

AI stewardess: "Alert alert, passenger 36B disrupts the order of the aircraft, the target has been locked, face recognition is in progress...

Male passenger: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

AI stewardess: "Name XXX phone number

AI flight attendant: "I'm sorry, the plane has entered the critical stage of descent, the restroom is temporarily locked, and there are still 29 minutes and 59 seconds before it can be opened.

Female passenger: “There’s still half an hour, can you just let me get on?

AI stewardess: "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean.

Female passenger: "I need to go to the toilet!"

AI stewardess: "The restroom has been locked, and there are still 28 minutes and 56 seconds before the restroom opens.

Female passenger: “I can’t hold it in anymore!!!”

AI stewardess: "I'm sorry, Xiaomei, I don't quite understand what you mean. Maybe you can try asking me to drink water.

Female passenger: "Where's the manual service? I want to find a manual customer service!"

AI stewardess: "Please press 1 to provide in-flight supplies, press 2 to request maintenance of cabin facilities and equipment, press 3 to inquire about flight times, press 4 if you need emergency services, press 5 for complaints and suggestions, and press 0 for manual customer service."

Female passenger: "Ahhhhh, 0000!"

AI stewardess: "Sorry, the human agent is currently busy.

Female passenger: “I want to complain, I want to complain!”

AI flight attendant: “Please press 5 for complaints and suggestions”

Female passenger: "5, what a useless robot!"

AI stewardess: "Okay, we have received your complaint feedback. We will provide feedback within 7 working days. Please wait patiently. Thank you.

What if cabin crew were replaced by AI? What if cabin crew were replaced by AI? Reviewed by airmedia on December 30, 2023 Rating: 5

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